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Trading Saham Membahagiakan ?

Diposting oleh Bloggerpreneur on Rabu, 03 November 2010


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Trading saham harusnya menjadikan jiwa berbahagia, tenang, damai dan menguntungkan.
Trading saham bukan membuat hidup serba gelisah, stress, gusar, tidak enak makan apalagi sampai mimpi buruk.
Trading saham adalah pilihan hidup.
Trading saham adalah bisnis.
Ayo trading saham...

A Journey to Trading for A Living

Bernankruptcy: New trading term and definition.

Diposting oleh Bloggerpreneur on Sabtu, 17 Oktober 2009


Bernankruptcy \Ber”nank”rupt*cy\, n.

1. The state of being actually or legally bankrupt due to Fed Chairman Ben S. Bernanke’s Fed interest rate hikes.

2. The act or process of becoming a bankrupt, due to continuous Fed interest rate increases.

3. Complete loss; — followed by of. “Bernanke’s continual Fed rate hikes destroyed my portfolio, forcing me to declare ‘Bernakruptcy’.”

Thesaurus words for “bernankruptcy”:

bouncing check, breakage, breakdown, bust, collapse, crack-up, crash, crippling, damage, defeat, destruction, detriment, dilapidation, disablement, disrepair, encroachment, failure, futility, harm, hobbling, hurt, hurting, ill success, impairment, incapacitation, infringement, injury, inroad, insolvency, insufficient funds, kited check, losing game, loss, maiming, mayhem, mischief, mutilation, no go, nonaccomplishment, nonsuccess, overdraft, overdrawn account, receivership, ruination, ruinousness, sabotage, scathe, sickening, spoiling, successlessness, unsuccess, unsuccessfulness, uselessness, weakening

Bear Market Trading Jokes

Diposting oleh Bloggerpreneur on Senin, 24 Agustus 2009


Because of the ongoing market turmoil, several companies are merging in order to survive. Some results of these mergers:
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become – Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace
2. 3M and Goodyear will merge and become – MMMGood
3. FedEx is expected to join its competitor UPS to become – FedUP
4. Honeywell and Dewey Electronics – Honey Dew